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Kuu, millal sündisid...

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the Macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over


Kuupäev, millal sündisid..

1----- --a paperclip
2----- --a monster
3----- --a phone
4----- --a fork
5----- --a gangster
6----- --a Mexican
7----- --my cell phone
8----- --my dog
9----- --my best friend's boyfriend
10----- --my neighbor
11----- --an ipod
12----- --a banana
13----- -- chuck
14----- --an animal
15----- --a goat
16----- --a pickle
17----- --your mom
18----- --a spoon
19----- --myself
20----- --a football player
21----- --a ninja
22----- --a fireman
23----- --a noodle
24----- --a squirrel
25----- --a baseball
26----- --my sister
27----- --my brother
28----- --my science teacher
29----- --a permanent marker
30----- --a lama
31----- --A homeless guy

..ja millist värvi pluusi sa kannad hetkel.

White----- -Because I was high.
Black----- --Because that's how I roll.
Pink----- ---Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red----- ----Because the voices told me to.
Blue----- ---Because I'm sexy and do what I want
Green----- -Because I hate myself.
Purple----- -Because I'm cool.
Gray----- ---Because I was drunk
Yellow----- -Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family
Other----- --Because that's how I roll
None----- -Because I cant control myself


Pange nüüd fraasid kokku ja mis lause saate?






PEALE SEKSI:

JÄÄR:
"Uuesti!"

SÕNN:
"Syya..."

KAKSIK:
"Kus pult on?"

LÕVI:
"Ma olin fantastiline onju?!"

VÄHK:
"Kuna me abiellume?"

NEITSI:
"Tõuse yles!, linad peab ära vahetama"

KAALUD:
"Mulle meeldis kui sulle ka meeldis"

SKORPION:
"Oota, otsin võtme ja
teen käerauad lahti..."

AMBUR:
"Ma helistan sulle..."

KALJUKITS:
"Anna enda telefoni nr"

VEEVALAJA:
"Uuesti, aga ilma riieteta!"

KALAD:
"Oota, mis su nimi oligi?"

I smoked an ipod. Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Mulle meeldis, kui sulle meeldis.

I kicked a pickle, Beacause I'm not homosexual.
Anna enda telefoni nr ;D

I loved my brother because I hate myself.

"Oota, mis su nimi oligi?"

I played with a paperclip because I'm sexy and do what I want.

"Uuesti!"

I did the Macarena with a banana Because that's how I roll.


"Oota, mis su nimi oligi?"

I choked on my sister, Because I'm sexy and do what I want
"Kus pult on?"

Esimene: I ran over my brother because that's how I roll
Teine: "Anna enda telefoni nr"

I yelled at a football player... Because I'm sexy and do what I want

"Oota, otsin võtme ja
teen käerauad lahti..."

I yelled at an animal because I was high. #-o

"Oota, otsin võtme ja
teen käerauad lahti..."

I yelled at my brother because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
"Ma helistan sulle..."

I played with my best friend's boyfriend Because I'm sexy and do what I want

"uuesti"


Eriti seksikas lause tuli mul

mul peaaegu sama,ainult et I played with a gangster

I played with a monster Because I was high

"Uuesti!" No se uuesti läheb küll täppi, sest ma olen täielik sexi sõltlane

I kicked my sister because that's how i roll.

"Uuesti, aga ilma riieteta!"

November--I yelled at a noodle because I'm cool.
Ma helistan sulle

See "peale seksi" horoskoop ei klapi kohe kuidagi...

I had lunc with a chuck, beacause I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I sang to a gangster because I'm NOT homosexual.


"Kuna me abiellume?"

I did the Macarena with a squirrel. Because that's how I roll.

"Uuesti!"

palun tõlkige see lause ära ma ei saa päris hästi aru :oops: